- "STAY INDOORS LADY, THERE ARE HELMET EATING EGYPTIANS ALOOF"
- "Hi there, we're from Meridian Energy... whereabouts is your fusebox?
- Narrator: "The man in charge at Jehovah's Witness Incorporated decided that it was finally time to lighten up on the strictness of dress code."
- Narrator: "Some of Gary Larson's earlier Far Side illustrations that never saw the light of day."
- Spot the difference, there are 10 differences to look out for.
- "Whether the cause be world peace or fighting against abortion, we run with Forrest Gump wherever it may lead"
- *crash* *stomp stomp* IS THIS LAKELAND FLORIDA? WHERE'S TODD??
- How many lightbulbs does it take to change an astronaut? Just one that has made Jesus the Lord the King and the Boss of its life.
- [Narrator: There are mechanics] "Boss, the woman's here for her car." "Uhh tell her it's $950 and if she doesn't flinch... say it's plus parts." [Narrator: Then, there's Hamilton Automative"] "Your car is ready, let me show you what we did." "Ohh, thanks!"
- "After flashing sirens and a loud megaphone command from the lady officer, Jeffrey and Jack stepped out of their lowered vehicle and proceeded to attempt walking in a straight line to prove that they were in fact, not intoxicated"
- End time prophecies.
- [The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe out-takes] Edmund: "Lucy you knuckle head, you walked through the wrong wardrobe again."
- It's JAMIE GARRICK! I tell you, have proof*pulls cake tin out of pocket* wait whoops...mmmmm I'll have to get back to you.
- Actually scratch that, I think it's Johnny Depp passing off as a regular James Cringle.
- Cat Stevens has a pet hamster
- What if a big metal bomb fell out of the sky?
- I hold your constructive criticism in the highest regard.
- Snail mail? Gotta be pretty slim to fit in those envelopes though :(
- This is what life on mars really looks like: SICK!
- Today in Photoshop class, Harrietta learns to use the clone brush
- Arriving at the fiery chasms of Mt. Doom, Frodo and Sam frantically looked around for a place to discard their Orc suits
- There's a movie on tonight.
- Jase you are the sickest of the sickliest sick sicks in like, the universe.
- I can do a multi poly ring tone. like polyphonic (ABCs and stuff)
- If I was a dog what type of paintings would I hang in my house?? hahahahaha- and you guys beat me at posting. Like as in your posts came before mine. Because you posted first. Because you beat me.
- OK. Who's the cheeky monkey impersonating me!? THIS PLACE IS RIDDLED WITH IMPERSONATORS.
- "Don't worry, we weren't raptured either"
- What's the difference between saving, spending, and cows?
- I know who Jason is
- I know a joke
- your mom?
- Hey Weston... could you pray for my feet? They're flat.
- Post a shawl and win a knight in shining armor.
- Paul and Barnabas have another Damascus experience.
- Jack be nimble jack be quick, jack jumped off the roof.
- We have a few questions for you Mrs. Hasslehoff. Let's start with the most important... Where were you on september 11 2001?
- 8th photo down: I wanna be like Asher Bastion when I grow up
- The 9th photo on this page has a clue as to who suzy is in it. Hint, bottom left.
- I wonder if another world is possible where the word shawl was never invented
- I wonder if another world is possible where word verifications were never invented
- "Hi there madam, don't let global warming get you down... Join our life changing club today!"
- Captain Cook and his last remaining crew member breathe a sigh of relief as they discover land.
- It's Susan Pevensie!!
- I have a gun
- What Jane got in her Kinder surprise overwhelmed even her greatest expectations
- This movie is what dreams are made of - New York Times
- For everybodys interest. I am suzy.
- Ok... everyone stop copying me already! kthxbai
- Ok Suzy, I have a deal...you pay me money and I'll spend it.
- Jason you sick sick man.
- I think suzy is Brian Platt
- Hi, we are conducting an orchestra and are short of a basoon player and were just wondering...
- Hi, we are conducting a census and were wondering if you have a New Zealand citizenship?
- Hi, we were just in the neighbourhood and wondered if your satellite dish was picking up GOD TV
- "Hey sasha, I was just wondering... could you fill in for me on keys on sunday?"
- Excuse me madam, did you know that there's a light at the end of this tunnel?
- I think it's paisley jade. Posting that quick and being the first poster on most of these threads which mandrake starts. I win!
- Excuse me, we're looking for the next best thing.
- Ok now that you're both here, which of you can help me with my geometry?
- Studies show that 10 out of 10 people who walk on roof tops make leaky roofs.
- How do I get to flame? Does anyone know where this is held? Is there a cafe? Who does all the speaking? Why is it 7:00pm and not 7:08pm? Why are there so many people? Can I come if I'm muslim? Has anyone seen home alone 2?
- Remain calm people, Mr. Harris the firwarden will be here shortly. Until then everyone please line up in your classes.
- What the heck am I gonna wear tomorrow? (Nat)- Your corset? Or is Jamie still holding on to that one...
- Thank YOU for the shout symon. Yeah I think I'm keen to see it for the third time =D
- [One astronaut to another] ...'"That's rich coming from you dwarf! You and your people fought alongside this here white witch in the great battle"
- [Email] Fwd this picture to 5 friends and you will find true love within 3 days. This is not a hoax.
- Prince capsicum! Yaya it was the rocky road rocksorest movie. thanks sym
- Fiddler on the roof - modern remake.
- There was an englishman, an irishman and a maoriman...
- I can't wait to tell Jason how sick he is.
- Shrek and donkey off on another whirlwind adventure!
- Pre production begins on Narnia 3 - 'The Computer the Glitch and a Wastebasket"
- [One News Update] Osama Bin Laden takes a fresh approach on terrorism. For that story and more, join the Nightline Team at 11:30
- La lala lala, 30 minutes a day you got-ta push play.
- "We were just wondering... have you filed your Income Tax Return yet
- Legolas
- Annabel starts to get just a little nervous as Clyde Williams and Joe Calsis come to ask her a few questions about the death of her father, Richard Woods..
- Levin; Don't you put it in bread??
- You guys have gone crackers!
- A cone is formed with an arc length AB equal to 20 cm. As the cone is formed from a sector of a circle with angle 72 degrees, what is X?
- Is it Brad Avery??
No silly it's obviously Brad Pitt.
I love brad pitt! But I think it's Brad Carter... and the frenchies.
- I think it's cutting corners saying things like that, taking shortcuts, letting the team down. "Shortcut to what???" "MUSHROOMS!"
- If you were stuck in traffic with nothing but repeating radio songs and an old typewriter, what time would your 2 hour slow watch say?
- If you won a raffel using nothing but skill and brute force, would you listen to coldplay or kutless?
- I think Dr. Liz has lost her plot.. of land.. for the landfill.. in Ruatangata. Which is.. in transition.. in transformers.. in disguise. INDIGO.
- Mosquitoes prefer blondes to brunettes, blood type B to A, doctorates to diplomas, newspapers to magazines and toffee to chocolate. Fussy little guys aren't they!
- Caleb and Joshua's good report of a land that flows with milk and honey falls onto deaf ears.
- I can't wait to tell Jason how sick he is.
- Post a comment, win an anticlimax.
- [Shouts] "Remember our agreement guys, you're running a bit too darn fast for touch rugby at the moment!"
This is probably one of the most bizarre remote controlled gadgets you are ever likely to come across! Why anyone in their right mind would want to own an RC housefly is quite beyond me. That said, I don’t doubt that the scope for comedy moments (landing it on Aunt Agnus’s slice of fruit cake just as she’s about to tuck in, for example) will appeal to many.
