Monday, June 30, 2008
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Tailgaters
Forgetting to save a document & having your computer crash
Cars without stereos
Sneezes that won't sneeze
Any song that gets stuck in your head
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Fast cars that drive slow. Ie, Holden Clubsports
People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or text
People making fun of my choice in computers. And then not having a convincing reason to back it up
People that interrupt you when your telling a story and then they continue to tell you their story and then ask you in an uninterested tone to continue on with your story when they are finished talking
Spoilt pets
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Uncomfortable chairs
Cats and dogs that are inconsiderate of their human's sleeping habits, and decide to romp, play, and destroy stuff at 4 AM
When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can't scratch it because you have shoes on
When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out
When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first
No toilet paper or paper towels in public bathrooms
When somebody turns off the lights when you are still in the room
Finding the end of the program hasn't been taped after sitting riveted for almost two hours
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Rappers/Musicians/Singers/etc. who thank God at awards cermonies
Drivers who signal after they make a lane change
When you first meet someone and can't remember the person's name by the end of the conversation
People sitting at a red light and continuing to sit there when the light turns green because they're on their cell phone
People who dress their pets
In mini golf when you miss the hole three times in a row less than a foot away
When you score a goal on yourself in foosball or air hockey
When the tiolet paper roll is backwards
When people call me but are talking to someone else when I answer and I have to wait till they stop talking
People who refuse to expand their musical horizons
When you ask for a small amount of sauce and they smother it over everything leaving it virtually unedible
Shopping trolleys with wheels that won't turn
Tog tops as clothing
People who make you take off your shoes when you go into their house
When you accidently stand on the cover of your favourite cd
How hard it is to open a new packet of cheese
How ads are so much louder than the TV shows
People who don't want to learn anything new because they know it all
When you bend over to pick something up and miss the object multiple times, and the final attempt is a violent grab as if to say it was the object's fault
Feeling a little juvenile when the waitress sees your drawings on the table at Cobb n Co and you're over the age of eight
People who brag about how trashed they got the night before
Trying to get assistance over the telephone, only to be directed to "press this number", umpteen times
People who say I can't, without even trying
Speed bumps
Restaurants that put too much ice in your drink
Anti-climactic ends to long lists
When there's so much junk mail in your letterbox, that you can't get to the real mail
People who have no idea what "personal space" is
Pants on men that are too short
People who smoke right outside the door of a nonsmoking building, getting smoke all over everybody who enters/leaves
Air Guitar. Don't do it. You look like a dork.
When you're with a group of people and you think nobody saw that you just tripped. But the one person who did see it points it out to everybody else
When people tickle you
When waxing, and you pull hard but nothing comes off and yet you still feel the pain
People that say they don't like a certain food before they try it, and refuse to eat it
Motel pillows
Advertisements designed to make you feel bad
Pieces of fat & gristle on meat
Companies that outsource their customer service to India, but then those support reps don't have full access to all the needed info, so eventually they transfer you back to a manager in NZ to deal with it
People who think it's funny to crack their knuckles
When people tell you "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" So you try it, and then it's dumb
Making grunting noises while working out
When the string on the hood of your sweatshirt goes inside the hood
Driveways that make cars bottom out
Having to explain the same thing more than once
People who don't put two spaces after a period when they type
A well done steak or burger when it was ordered "rare"
When it's raining and you turn your car off before you turn the wipers off, and they stop in the middle of the windshield, so you turn the car back on, the wipers off, and then the car off
Free offers with a catch
When coffee spills out of the top drinking hole of lids on to-go coffee cups
TV shows and commercials/ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you think your cellphone is ringing
Fake laughter
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People who don't vote and then complain about the results
People who try to talk to you when you are desperate to go to the bathroom
When you're wearing a hat and after a while it feels like it's not there; But when you take it off, it feels like it's still there
Famous people who name their kids stange names
People who say, "Goddamnit" or "Jesus Christ"
Boybands
Cars that have forgotten to dim their lights when they drive past you at night
News programs that tease you with a big story (after the break)
Stepping in wet stuff with your socks on
Conformists, spectators & Hypocrites
Infomercials
Songs that repeat their chorus over and over again when it's not a very good one
Spam
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Getting right to the bottom of this list and realising that you just wasted 10minutes of your life that you can never get back
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